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Visit Horizontality

The beautiful paradise of Horizontality lies within the borders of the City of London and offers its citizens untold joy and a standard of living limited only by their imagination.

The benevolent leader of Horizontality, Philias Switchmoat the Third is delighted to welcome guests to his ‘island’ paradise. “A small oasis in zombie infested waters,” is how he likes to put it.

For a small donation to the economy of Horizontality you can visit the country and stay in the finest 5 star accommodation.

Please email President Switchmoat your bank details and the dates that you would like to visit and his representatives will organise a visa for yourself and fellow travellers.

Email President Switchmoat

presidentswitchmoat@horizontality.co.uk

Horizontality Facts

Name: The Independent State of Horizontality (TISH)

President: Philias Switchmoat the Third

Location: Europe

Formed: 2010

Population: 1

Climate: Air Conditioned

National Flag: A black bed on a white background

Religion: Atheism. (Previously Buddhism)

Flaura & Fauna: The Yukka (Recently extinct)

Wildlife: Flies. Ants. Wasps. Bees. Woodlice. Until recently the cat was a native of Horizontality. Sadly this is no longer the case.

The arts: Horizontality is rich in literature, painting and music.

Cuisine: The national dish of Horizontality is caviar

Sport: Whilst the majority of sport is frowned upon, the noble sport of bed racing is very much encouraged, indeed the President himself was once a most prolific racer of beds.

Famous Residents: The President for life, Philias Switchmoat the Third is a famous Tuba player, a renowned writer and an artist in search of his muse

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